joaniepepperoni

is this the worst thing I’ve ever said?

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:29:29 -0400

is this the worst thing I’ve ever said?

I’m leaving for Pittsburgh in 8 hours so naturally I haven’t started packing yet.

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:21:49 -0400

I’m leaving for Pittsburgh in 8 hours so naturally I haven’t started packing yet.

"Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat."

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:02:18 -0400

“Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat.”

-
When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating.

It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.” (via tealeafprincess)

hehehe lol

This is just from the past two days, I wonder who it could be!

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:08:50 -0400

This is just from the past two days, I wonder who it could be!

damn this girl doesnt rly seem to be that into me talkin about my wiener or her boobs apropos of nothing rn... what to do, what to do...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:54:09 -0400

dingraha:

better talk about my wiener some more and how i think she could make my wiener feel

should I make a haul video or should I kill myself?

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:14:16 -0400

should I make a haul video or should I kill myself?

really good at socially networking

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:07:50 -0400

really good at socially networking

I don’t know how to wake up early.

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:12:44 -0400

I don’t know how to wake up early.

effington: Inspiring message in film/media: tell people how you really feel about them before it’s...

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:08:12 -0400

effington:

Inspiring message in film/media: tell people how you really feel about them before it’s too late because life is short

Me: ugh, but no

sending some very erotic snapchats. *two of those are actually...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:18:24 -0400

sending some very erotic snapchats.
*two of those are actually swimsuit tops and my mom keeps telling me to clean my room :(

I’m watching a youtube hair tutorial and this girl is just chillin with makeup on and wearing...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:04:07 -0400

I’m watching a youtube hair tutorial and this girl is just chillin with makeup on and wearing a long sleeve sweater while blow drying her hair and curling it and just looking like a little elf princess and if I were doing that I would have turned into a sweaty swamp ogre like a SECOND into the blow drying process???? I’m pissed.

I am 100% certain that I have shed more tears over Philip Seymour Hoffman than over any boy that I...

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:29:41 -0400

I am 100% certain that I have shed more tears over Philip Seymour Hoffman than over any boy that I have looked in the eyes and touched. I hope that’s okay.

I already deleted my okcupid account because a guy that was in my high school math class that was...

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:09:03 -0400

I already deleted my okcupid account because a guy that was in my high school math class that was very sad to look at visited my profile. I just ate a whole box of velveeta shells and cheese. Please kill me.

dead fucking serious about this.

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:57:46 -0400

dead fucking serious about this.

realdumbgirl: don’t trust any man who makes fun of you for believing in astrology

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:09:31 -0400

realdumbgirl:

don’t trust any man who makes fun of you for believing in astrology

therumpus: Pisces: This week you’re going to find yourself wanting to do nothing but talk and tell...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:57:48 -0400

therumpus:

Pisces: This week you’re going to find yourself wanting to do nothing but talk and tell stories and share everything with everyone, every thought you’ve ever had, everything you’ve ever felt. This week, talking’s going to make you feel lighter, talking will make you feel free. It’s a good week to write weird emails to everyone you’ve ever loved, or to write strange small poems about joy and madness, or to stay up late out on the porch, talking to your friends or your dog or yourself. Sing in the shower. Sing in the car. Listen to Rihanna.

For sure.

popculturebrain: First look: “#JenniferLawrence as a vengeful...

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:17:13 -0400

popculturebrain:

First look: “#JenniferLawrence as a vengeful #Mystique” -Bryan Singer

good to know exactly where Jennifer Lawrence’s nipples are.

what’s yahoo?

Mon, 20 May 2013 11:44:33 -0400

what’s yahoo?

grandchild: Gran, what was the best moment of your entire life?

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:50:24 -0400

grandchild: Gran, what was the best moment of your entire life?

me: Well, that's a tough question, sweetie. Giving birth to your mom and your aunts and uncles was amazing, and winning all of those Academy Awards was incredible, but I think the best moment of my entire life happened a long time ago...when I was working at a pizzeria and I gave a customer an empty pizza box and tricked them into thinking it was their pizza.

whenever a girl customer that looks near my age compliments me on something (which happens a lot,...

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:46:10 -0400

whenever a girl customer that looks near my age compliments me on something (which happens a lot, obviously) when they start to walk away I whisper, “will you be my friend?”