July 2012
40 posts
“Don’t you think he was probably thinking like, ‘I wish I wasn’t tied down so that Stephanie and I could explore each other spiritually and sexually?’”
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You know who are the worst? Guys who force themselves to drink black coffee because “that’s what WRITERS do”. Grow up and get a mocha frappucino. Enjoy your life you fucking idiot.
My sister is always bragging about guys that want to ask her out and I’m just like, shut up you never hear me bragging about the homeless men that tell me I have beautiful lips or ask me if my cheeks are real.
It's my boo's birthday today.
Today at work I spilled marinara sauce all over my legs and I’m really mad because there was no one around for me to say, “ugh I got my period!” to.
btw you get to choose how people treat you and if someone isn’t doing that shit right you are allowed to be like, “nope! fuck you! get out of my life/house/car/vagina.”
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