joaniepepperoni

I got my student loan repayment schedule in the mail today, which was a nice invitation to the real world - and reminder that I am a college dropout and waste of life. But I’m not too worried about it because I’m probably going to be wildly successful and even if I’m not, I’m sure someone will pay me to suck their dick once in a while. 

Erupting into tears when “Wouldn’t It Be Nice” comes on the radio is probably a really great way to start your week. Probably.

I think I’m going to bring emo back as a lifestyle choice.