June 2012
73 posts
whydoihaveablog asked: Would you rather live in a place that was 30 degrees always or 95 degrees always?
lifeaquatic asked: What will be summer's hottest nail trend?
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May 2012
118 posts
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I wonder if the men that I work with, who are significantly older and more professional than I am, enjoy watching me try to figure out how much of a cinnamon crunch bagel I can get in my mouth in one bite.
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There isn’t much that’s worse than realizing you didn’t mean as much to someone as they meant to you. Except maybe running over a baby with your car, I imagine that is prettttty terrible. I ran over a bird with my bike once but it wouldn’t move out of my way so I don’t feel guilty about it.
By 8th grade I had allowed 3 boys to touch my boob(s) and 2 of them had art class together and one time in that art class one of them said to the other “I heard we have something in common” and I am still laughing about it ten years later but also it’s kind of terrible.
A zombie apocalypse doesn’t scare me that much, I’d probably get eaten more than I do now.
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“Do not chase people. Be you and do your own thing and work hard. The right...”
– Wu Tang (via absea)
Just fyi, I’m almost never crying when I say I’m crying on tumblr/twitter/fb. I only cry if my pink eye medicine burns my eyes or if I get to the part in Lilo & Stitch where they try to take Stitch away.
ugh.
There are a few things about Dawson’s Creek that confuse me:
I’m on season 2 episode 9 and Dawson is still 15, and they are all still in their sophomore year. There has been no summer break or anything of the sort.
On the first episode of season 2 Pacey gets his “tips frosted” before school, but Joey just said school starts at 7:00 am. What hair salon is open at 5:30 in...
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I went to a baseball game tonight and sitting in front of me were four four year old boys (and their four hot dads) and I paid way more attention to all eight of those boys than I did any of the boys that were playing baseball (except to stare at their butts every once in a while) but at one point two of the four year olds started hugging each other and then the other two joined in and they just...
I really just want to be a housewife with a DIY blog.
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I just took a trip to Rite Aid and it was extremely bizarre for a number of reasons, one of them being that the couple in front of me were in the midst of what I’m assuming was their first solo hang out and both of them separately purchased a single tube of petroleum jelly.
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Marina and the Diamonds - Lies
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prettynitsrik asked: what is your job
umbrellacycles asked: Is your last name pepperoni? Or do you just like pepperonis?
me: why does your grandma text you at 9 on a friday night
will: she's horny
Anonymous asked: What did you like to play when you were a little kid?
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