It’s weird how stepping across the threshold from the outside world into your mother’s home can instantly transform you into a moody teenager.
Fuck, I was looking at pictures of Philip Seymour Hoffman and crying a little, and when I wiped my tears I got Dorito powder in my eye.
This is a whispery post because Aaron Paul DM’ed me about my response to his tweet about jelly bellies but I can’t respond because he doesn’t follow me so I’m just tweeting at him like the fucking idiot that I am and I tried so hard for like 4 minutes to not tell anyone about this but you know how if you don’t tell someone about something it doesn’t feel...
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Living my life not being in the same place as Philip Seymour Hoffman is going to be so hard now.
don't read this boys
Things that are terrible about being a girl: we have periods not only do we have to stuff our vaginas with cotton for a week every month but if we don’t change that cotton regularly it could make us really sick and maybe even kill us if we’re lucky(?) enough to have large breasts we have to wear an uncomfortable bra for those breasts all day and even while we sleep so that they...
A conversation should never start with “Hey, do you have a quilt?” unless it ends with “I’m gonna do you on it.”
I can’t wait until I have a family and we drive through my college town on the way to somewhere some day, and I get to say to my kids, “See that methadone clinic over there? That used to be a Rite-Aid, and mommy would always walk there in her pajamas at midnight to buy chocolate.”
Every afternoon when I wake up I like to look in the mirror and psych myself up for the day by yelling, “IT’S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN FOR YOU.”
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range of emotions when I talk to a boy (with Jon...