It was either today or yesterday, or maybe it was last week, I can’t remember. But I can remember baking cakes and icing cupcakes to put in his locker and blowing up balloons to fill up his car. And it feels weird that his birthday passed without me even knowing, but I’m so glad.
“I remember being in my mid-twenties, lying in bed thinking, I’ve never taken a shower with anyone before; I’ve never had any kind of long-term relationship. I remember thinking that the rest of my life would be solo. I wasn’t weepy when I thought that — it was just a realization that I had gone this long being self-sufficient.”— Neil Patrick Harris saying all of the things I feel (via justfortonight)
There’s a guy in my class who added me on Facebook my freshman year and messaged me several times but then he realized that I was me and not my friend that was in my profile picture with me, and never messaged me again.
Can I break down the worst parts of going to the gynecologist for you?
I don’t care, I’m going to anyway.
seeing happy pregnant ladies with their happy husbands like UGH, GET A LIFE LOL
when you finally get in the room and the nurse asks you if you’re “sexually active right now” like uh, I’m not having sex this very moment and OK it’s been a while GOD
sitting on the thing naked wearing only the backless crop top made of paper towel with another piece of paper towel to cover your legs and your back is to the door so you have to position yourself awkwardly so the doctor doesn’t see your naked ass as soon as she opens the door
when the doctor sits down in front of you and tells you to scoot up and you realize that your vag is scooting towards her face and what that must look like
everything that happens after that
getting dressed and realizing that the only person who has been inside your vagina recently is a lady doctor
Is it normal to have a panic attack in the checkout line at the grocery store because the 50 year old cashier looks so alone and is visibly afraid to open his mouth and ask you how you are or even tell you the total of your purchase and then a lady walks by with no teeth and the kid in front of you is probably going to kill someone in 10 years and oh my god that guy you liked never called and you’re probably going to end up as a sad and scared 50 year old grocery cashier if they even still have those in 30 years or you’ll be a lady with no teeth or probably the person this kid kills because he’s looking at you really weird?