I fell in love with a guy at Urban Outfitters the other day but he was with his girlfriend and it’s not like I even know who the fuck he is or anything, so I left thinking I’d never see him again.
But when I was in the produce section of my local grocery store today, I saw him stocking bananas and realized that DUH it’s fate. I went over to the banana stand and said, “Oh do you have more bananas? ‘Cause these ones are looking pretty rough.” Except I think it came out more like, “Oh grarblesfighuhdfgkj” because he said, “Excuse me?” and so then we just stared at each other until I grabbed the first bunch of bananas I saw and ran away.
Later I went back to the produce section and I was pushing my cart away, he was walking right behind me and the song playing on the speakers was “Almost Lover”.
WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK ABOUT THAT?