August 2011
14 posts
Hey I'm gonna be in the city later today. If you wanted to fuck or anything let me know. I doubt you've had anyone in a long time so it'll probably be nice for you. I'm doing well good but I really want to just, like, ravage you. Anyway at least reading this will put the thought in your head.
Guys, does this mean I’ve finally “made it” on tumb??
Ditch the baby.
And your shirt.
so romantic. <3
My sister gave birth to her first child on August 11, 2011 which just happens to be the 10 year anniversary of my first period.
DOES ANYONE ELSE THINK THAT’S WEIRD?
I’m sorry I don’t use the word ‘objectively’ as much as you all do. It’s because I don’t know what it means.
“Young guys are afraid of women’s bodies. ‘My girlfriend’s having her period, what do I do?’ Fuck her in her period hole, you idiot. What’s the dilemma? I don’t give a shit. If you’re having your period, come on over. I’m 41, I’ll fuck the shit out of you. I’ll drink the blood, let’s party.”
—Louis CK (via lulinternet)
