Hey I'm gonna be in the city later today. If you wanted to fuck or anything let me know. I doubt you've had anyone in a long time so it'll probably be nice for you. I'm doing well good but I really want to just, like, ravage you. Anyway at least reading this will put the thought in your head.
Guys, does this mean I’ve finally “made it” on tumb??
“Young guys are afraid of women’s bodies. ‘My girlfriend’s having her period, what do I do?’ Fuck her in her period hole, you idiot. What’s the dilemma? I don’t give a shit. If you’re having your period, come on over. I’m 41, I’ll fuck the shit out of you. I’ll drink the blood, let’s party.”—Louis CK (via lulinternet)