June 2011
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Jun 1st
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May 2011
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May 31st
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Last night I ran into an elementary school friend of mine at a bar and she promptly announced that she was now a lesbian, thought about me “frequently”, and that I was her “obsession” when we were kids. 
May 30th
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May 26th
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May 25th
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It’s quarter to 2 in the morning and I find myself sitting on the couch in my underwear, laughing about how I lost my virginity to the guy I was infatuated with all through high school only after he had suffered a traumatic injury and gone insane (which I didn’t realize until it was a bit too late). 
May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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The worst thing is when you’re sleeping in a bed with someone you don’t have a romantic relationship with and you roll over onto your other side and then you’re facing each other and breathing each other’s breath. That is the worst and disgusting and it is happening to me right now but I put a Teddy bear between our faces.
May 24th
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May 22nd
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May 21st
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ListenDrake - Dreams Money Can Buy 
May 21st
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May 20th
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all I care about is nail polish and hip-hop tunes
May 19th
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May 19th
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May 18th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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The hardest part about being a girl is that at some point during the day (or three) that you go without showering, a few of your beautiful long hairs will stray from your head, fall down your back and somehow become wedged between the cheeks of your butt. And you know eventually you will have to pull them out, and it won’t be pretty, and it’s going to feel weird. 
May 14th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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May 12th
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May 10th
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May 10th
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May 10th
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You know how when you encounter a snake, or a bear, or some creature, (I can’t remember which) in the wild you’re supposed to remember that the animal is just as afraid of you as you are of them?  Did you know that can apply to boys you encounter in the wild as well? I was always too busy shaking and sweating and panicking (and running to the bathroom) to realize that the boy could be...
May 9th
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May 8th
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May 8th
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May 7th
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May 6th
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May 5th
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May 5th
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May 5th
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May 5th
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May 5th
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Listenfolkinz: rye rye ft. robyn: never will be mine
May 4th
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May 4th
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leslieleslie asked: FMK? Colin Firth, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Alan Rickman
May 4th
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May 3rd
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May 3rd
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May 3rd
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This is a whispery post because I’m pretty sure that I lost my first “arm-wrestling contest” this evening. That probably isn’t true, I’ve probably lost many before but maybe I’ve blocked those losses from my memory because apparently women are good at forgetting things they don’t want to remember. 
May 1st
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