Home again, home again, jiggity jig. Last night’s ham came from a pig. I...– text from Dad telling us he got home safely :’)
I went to get a sandwich today from a place that I used to frequent during my freshman year and it dawned on me that in two weeks I would be completing my third year of college. I’ve already clocked in three years of something that I used to not even be able to imagine. I always thought I would die before I went to college because I just couldn’t see myself being in college. But the...
Sister: Oh my god, I got to pie [11th grade history teacher that I'm in love with] in the face!!
Me: Oh man, I wanna put my pie in his face.
Remember when you were little and there were those cool older kids who like, used hair products and stuff? We’re older than them now.
Now I know my generation is a little bit different than yours, but do you really...– OH MY GOD MY DAD HAS BEEN READING MY BLOG KILL ME
My grandma died on April Fool’s day in like, 2003 and sometimes I like to pretend that she’s still alive and just playing the most ridiculous April Fool’s joke on all of us.