April 2011
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Home again, home again, jiggity jig. Last night’s ham came from a pig. I...
– text from Dad telling us he got home safely :’)
I went to get a sandwich today from a place that I used to frequent during my freshman year and it dawned on me that in two weeks I would be completing my third year of college. I’ve already clocked in three years of something that I used to not even be able to imagine. I always thought I would die before I went to college because I just couldn’t see myself being in college.
But the...
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Sister: Oh my god, I got to pie [11th grade history teacher that I'm in love with] in the face!!
Me: Oh man, I wanna put my pie in his face.
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Remember when you were little and there were those cool older kids who like, used hair products and stuff?
We’re older than them now.
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Now I know my generation is a little bit different than yours, but do you really...
– OH MY GOD MY DAD HAS BEEN READING MY BLOG KILL ME
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My grandma died on April Fool’s day in like, 2003 and sometimes I like to pretend that she’s still alive and just playing the most ridiculous April Fool’s joke on all of us.