December 2011
37 posts
I just want to be rich and famous enough to shake my ass in some music videos and to be the only fucking person who decides when I have to wake up
Did you guys know there are people who exist in the world that aren’t on tumblr?
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“Standing in the Kitchen in My Underwear Crying and Eating Salsa and Ham: A Short Film”
Today I was telling my mom how I think I’m ugly because at the art show in 12th grade someone put my name next to a painting of a really ugly old lady and my mom just laughed and said it was funny because I was a bitch to everyone in high school so I deserved it.
“Stephanie is so smart and funny but no one would ever know!”
—Something I heard someone say about me over the weekend. Apparently my personality sucks! ! LOL!
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“I remember the other day you were pacing back and forth like having a breakdown on the phone with your mom and you just started talking about Bob Saget and crying.”
—my roommate re: MY LIFE
