is the assumption that a girl not liking another girl is due to female jealousy or pettiness. Look, sometimes I just think a bitch is boring/annoying and if she wears that fucking cable knit sweater one more time, I’ll set it on fire. It has nothing to do with petty female bullshit, though I have been known to dismiss people for that reason, it’s not ALWAYS the case.
Because they are plugged in to a genius.
riding in your car,
I never felt far
‘cause we were on our way
how funny it would be if I went out and had a one-night stand with a cute older guy and then went to the first day of classes two days later and he was like, my “British Novels of the 19th Century” professor, or something.
Fuck, I wish that would happen to me.