January 2011
29 posts
One thing that really bothers me
is the assumption that a girl not liking another girl is due to female jealousy or pettiness. Look, sometimes I just think a bitch is boring/annoying and if she wears that fucking cable knit sweater one more time, I’ll set it on fire. It has nothing to do with petty female bullshit, though I have been known to dismiss people for that reason, it’s not ALWAYS the case.
Why do men become smarter during sex?
Because they are plugged in to a genius.
lolololololol
Guys We Shouldn't Be Attracted To Is Making the Rounds →
sarahchristine.com
Nerve: “A brand new website called Guys We Shouldn’t Be Attracted To features female bloggers offering their two cents on the sexual magnetism of, for the most part, celebrities (as well as some cartoon characters) not normally recognized as sex objects. The tone is humorous, but not…
this is a poem I wrote:
riding in your car,
I never felt far
from love,
‘cause we were on our way
to Chick-fil-A
Don't You Remember
Adele
Adele - Don’t You Remember
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I'm just thinking about
how funny it would be if I went out and had a one-night stand with a cute older guy and then went to the first day of classes two days later and he was like, my “British Novels of the 19th Century” professor, or something.
Fuck, I wish that would happen to me.
