is the assumption that a girl not liking another girl is due to female jealousy or pettiness. Look, sometimes I just think a bitch is boring/annoying and if she wears that fucking cable knit sweater one more time, I’ll set it on fire. It has nothing to do with petty female bullshit, though I have been known to dismiss people for that reason, it’s not ALWAYS the case.
Nerve: “A brand new website called Guys We Shouldn’t Be Attracted To features female bloggers offering their two cents on the sexual magnetism of, for the most part, celebrities (as well as some cartoon characters) not normally recognized as sex objects. The tone is humorous, but not…
how funny it would be if I went out and had a one-night stand with a cute older guy and then went to the first day of classes two days later and he was like, my “British Novels of the 19th Century” professor, or something.
One time I tried on a romper and it looked really awful on me, so I said to my friend, “I wish I were Jewish so I could say, ‘this romper is the worst thing to happen to a Jew since the Holocaust!’” Well, Joan Rivers just said this exact same thing about Winona Ryder’s dress at the Black Swan premiere.