Tonight, as I was waiting in line at the movie rental kiosk at my local grocery store, I noticed a very handsome man in line behind me. He seemed to be in his late 20’s/early 30’s which is one of my favorite male age ranges, second only to late 40’s/early 50’s. I stealthily “checked him out” but quickly returned to innocently waiting in line as to avoid awkward eye contact that so often occurs in my life. But then, something peculiar happened. I turned and looked behind me only to find the man kneeling behind me with his face no further away from my bottom than a dog’s water bowl from it’s food bowl. At first I felt odd about the situation, but shrugged it off, chalking it up to an innocent shoe-tie. Then I was like, wait a minute…this dude might be about it, and I thought maybe, just maybe boning is about to commence. Then I heard those fateful words, “Hey honey, did you pick a movie?”, spoken by none other than his wife.