and I got stuck thinking of a name for the girl who the husband in my story cheats on his wife with.
text to dad: What’s a good name for a slutty secretary?
dad: Miss Cherrybottom?
what is this i don’t even…
to get excited about a wall post from someone when that person has been inside of you, but I’m just a simple girl~
and THEY WERE BOTH EXPIRED.
I think that can be more accurately described as a nightmare.
I randomly open Photo Booth to see what I look like at that moment…
If I hadn’t eaten a Pringle in a really long time, and someone offered me one late one Friday night, I’d probably really crave Pringles after that. I would have nothing to think about but Pringles from then on and how I really wanted one until I either gave up, realizing I wouldn’t be able to get any Pringles, or got enough to keep me satisfied for a while.