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and I got stuck thinking of a name for the girl who the husband in my story cheats on his wife with.

text to dad: What’s a good name for a slutty secretary?

dad: Miss Cherrybottom?

what is this i don’t even…

to get excited about a wall post from someone when that person has been inside of you, but I’m just a simple girl~

and THEY WERE BOTH EXPIRED.

I think that can be more accurately described as a nightmare.

I randomly open Photo Booth to see what I look like at that moment…

If I hadn’t eaten a Pringle in a really long time, and someone offered me one late one Friday night, I’d probably really crave Pringles after that. I would have nothing to think about but Pringles from then on and how I really wanted one until I either gave up, realizing I wouldn’t be able to get any Pringles, or got enough to keep me satisfied for a while.