December 2010
51 posts
Oh God, I was just thinking about the time when I was 8 and was in a bowling league and there was a girl in my bowling league that had a bowl cut and didn’t look like a girl at all and one time her little brother was teasing her and said, “You’re such a girl!” and she didn’t say anything back so I was like, “HAH! Your brother just called you a girl!!” and she was just like, “I am a girl…” so then I ran to my mom and told her I felt sick so I could go home.
Remind me to get the holes in my bowling ball resized.
“When ‘Friends’ ends and Billy Crystal dies, I will have nothing to live for.”
—things I said when I was 7
The best part about your friend getting a new boyfriend is that you never have to hear her talk about anything else.
leaving the house to go walk somewhere in the snow:
returning to your house after walking in the snow:
I've been in my bed for 22 hours.
