March 2012
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What’s your favorite flavor jelly bean?
I'm afraid you wouldn't like me if you met me...
WatchFunny or Die Takes on the Republican Opposition to Women’s Reproductive Rights
pay attention to me!!!!
“I will remember your small room, the feel of you, the light in the window, your...”
– Charles Bukowski (via bluelunchbox)
butterflynet:
I hope Rick Santorum forgets to take his birth control on time and spends the entire next month freaking out because he feels a little bit pregnant.
“This morning, with her, eating Cinnamon Toast Crunch.”
– Chuck McCarthy, when asked for his definition of paradise.
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“This morning, with her, having coffee.”
– Johnny Cash, when asked for his definition of paradise. (via xdia)
February 2012
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Watchpopculturebrain:
‘Mad Men’ Season 5 Sneak Peek Trailer: Welcome Back Don Draper | HuffPost TV
I feel like Jared Harris is always about to burp, but I’m into it.
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There is a group of people who only remember that I am a human being that exists because of the one time that I got drunk and allegedly sang “One Is The Loneliest Number” in the corner of someone’s bedroom when I was 15.
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bringtheruckuss asked: far in my mouth till i cum
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NEW PORT MAGAZINE COVER PREVIEW - PHILIP!
mymagblog:
baby boy looks so good
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weekend checklist:
consumed a medium size bag of peanut butter m&m’s in one sitting
dressed like a high class call girl
screamed at every one of my friends for losing my leopard fur coat
found coat, lost a different coat in the same night
cried in the back of a cab because of a boy
set a toaster oven on fire
ate pizza at 3 am
check check check check check check check
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show me what you pee with
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