I haven’t finished a book in over a year. I started reading Gone Girl when I got to work at about 11 this morning. Just finished it.

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I wrote a song after not writing any whole songs for like a few years, SO without further ado - here it is. It’s called “New Haunt” and it’s kind of about ghosts. RIP

ugh morg. so good. 😭

I’m CONVINCED that my sister stole my microwave splatter shield and because of this I also believe that she’s a sociopath.

Update: my mom found the splatter shield but that doesn’t make my sister any less of a sociopath.

Honestly I just produce a lot of ear wax and I’m worried no man will ever love me!

My cousin replied to this asking, “what does this even mean” but I think it’s pretty self explanatory tbh

My cousin replied to this asking, “what does this even mean” but I think it’s pretty self explanatory tbh

Discovering how funny this is has honestly been the highlight of my life thus far.

Discovering how funny this is has honestly been the highlight of my life thus far.