I haven’t finished a book in over a year. I started reading Gone Girl when I got to work at about 11 this morning. Just finished it.
I’m CONVINCED that my sister stole my microwave splatter shield and because of this I also believe that she’s a sociopath.Update: my mom found the splatter shield but that doesn’t make my sister any less of a sociopath.
Honestly I just produce a lot of ear wax and I’m worried no man will ever love me!
I never want to be 25!!!